Thieves Can Be Helpful

For about 3 years I tolerated a TV that only had 2 colors - orange and black.

I faced a challenge disposing of it when I finally bought a new one. Temporarily without a car, I faced shlepping the old set 3 blocks to the dumpster.

Flash of inspiration! I stuck a big red bow and fake Xmas card on it and left it in the parking lot of my apartment complex. When I returned home it was gone.